Elephant toothpaste

Is my name.

My name is Elephant toothpaste
Cool?
Good.

by Elephant toothpaste October 16, 2021

Whitening Toothpaste

Paste that whitens your teeth.

Person: "I want to whiten my teeth using paste, so I think I will buy some whitening Toothpaste."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Chinese Toothpaste

A very toxic substance. What it is made of nobody knows.

The late great Greg Giraldo at the roast of Flavor Flav

"Snoop Dogg is here. Snoop once smoked so much weed he shit a rope. Snoop is filled with so many toxins that he is banned in more countries than Chinese Toothpaste."

by T_rump_supporter March 22, 2017

Norwegian Toothpaste

When your girl is on her period and she doesn’t shower, you peel the dried blood off and brush your teeth with it

Chad: Yeah man, Samantha was on her period last week so she let me have Norwegian Toothpaste

by Little_Lady_225 August 7, 2020

chocolate toothpaste

A by-product of ass to mouth.

"Hey baby, pull your pecker out of my poop chute and give me that CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE!"

by Dr Butt April 22, 2014

toothpaste body

When a chick has a body like toothpaste, i.e. curvy in all the right places. Note how it can only apply to her figure; you must ignore the face at all costs.

"Bro, that new teacher's pretty fine, she's got a toothpaste body"

"...Yo, what the fuck are you talkin' about?"

"Nevermind the face, but you know when you squeeze her body it's like Colgate man"

"Dude stfu she's your mom lol"

by goodguychris August 25, 2011

cum toothpaste

(v.) To attempt to spit after fellatio, but instead firing it on ones teeth on the way out, leaving it all over the mouth.

Butt licka uses cum toothpaste for a good brush!


His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004