rootin tootin chicken-shootin

when you take out your partner's cock and you spray it with air freshener until it smells good

Hey, y'all ready for some rootin tootin chicken-shootin?

by Yeet yeet esketeet March 10, 2019

toobing

When you are bawls deep in looking at Youtube vids at work. As if nothing matters in the world!!!

Boss: Can you bring me those TPS reports?
You: Fk off I'm toobing!!!

by Jay229 November 17, 2014

Noob Toobing

In First-Person shooters, where a player (specifically a noob, hence "noob toobing") kills players using only grenade launchers, RPGs, Rocket launchers, or any other weapon considered cheap. While it is ok to do this once in a while, it considered just not right to do repeadedly.

"dude, stop noob toobing, it is retarded."

by IKilledKenny72 February 7, 2010

jay tooging

the act of slipping into an elevatoog as the doors are closing. This is typically done by the top 5% who believe their time is worth more than everyone else's. Once you start, you can't stop; it's an addiction.

"Did I just see you jay tooging"
"I will not tolerate jay tooging in MY elevatoog! Get the f*ck out!"
"Hey, wanna go jay tooging?"
"Do you know why I pulled you over son?
Son: no
We have on your record 47 attempts of 1st degree jay tooging"
"Well blow me down skip, your a jay tooger!"
"Never thought I'd talk to a wanted jay tooger"
"I lost my jay tooging license, can I borrow yours?"
"What are you in for?

jay tooging"

by anotherAlex154 November 12, 2018

tootin season

when everybody have sex
a certain period of time!

when a lot of people are gettin it in!

Billy: was up girl?
jen: nuffin im chillin
billy: lemme smash
jen: so what its tootin season.

hahaha

by shortyonion May 1, 2008

Touging

The action of driving on a Touge

A: Hey man, where are you?
B: Yo man, I can't talk to your right now, I'm touging.

by .Rogue. August 13, 2018

Tooling

The act of a person draping their arm over a date or significant other to rest their arm and seemingly show affection. Hand must hang loosely over the shoulder as if the shoulder is purely an arm rest.

Look at that frat boy tooling their date.

by hoferwannabe June 14, 2019