Lose the battle

When you have to take a shit really bad but nowhere near a toilet so you have to focus on not shitting yourself

Yo bro you good? Nah man if I don’t get home quick enough ima lose the battle

by Atwerkingfetus September 9, 2022

bad lose

An event in which a particularly valuable item is lost.

"Is this your credit card? It was on the floor."
"Oh, my gosh, thanks! That would be a bad lose."

by Zwieback April 18, 2017

Lose Larqueef

That one friend who talks the most shit when playing basketball despite the fact that they don't have an ounce of skill or athleticism in their entire blood line.

Lose Larqueef: "I want him."

*Proceeds to break his own ankles and fall over like a complete fucking retard*

by Larqueef the cuck February 26, 2022

Losing a headlight

Getting poked in the eye with a penis, and, therefore, not being able to see out of that eye. Usually occurs during fellatio.

My girlfriend tried to give me a blowjob on a roller coaster, and she ended up losing a headlight.

by orbkcidymkcus March 14, 2013

losing full

Absolutely wanting to end your life due to something that has brought you to discomfort.

"I was losing full when he kept killing me over and over again in call of duty"

by AnalFucker3000 June 5, 2022

I'm losing it

Someone's running out of patience. When a situation is even too much stressful.

Too many streaming children here. I'm losing it.

by Giuzi March 22, 2022

lose weight

v. diet that consists in dropping an enormous amount of ass matter from one's 2 hole; vastly more effective dieting strategy than any proposed by the money hungry Jenny Craig or fitness guru Jane Fonda.

Dan: Where you goin', man?
Don: To lose some weight.

by Dr. Metal August 11, 2003