Tiger Woods tap in

A very easy shot or tap in goal in a soccer or hockey game. Often scored by amateurs or bench players.

1-
kyle misses game winning open net shot....

chris: "Damn it kyle that was a Tiger Woods tap in!"

2-
sam: " ya i had the game winning goal last night"

joe: "i heard it was a Tiger Woods tap in...."

sam: "Uh um ya but it was awesome, you had to be there"

by the uber panda king July 11, 2010

tiger woods move

when a male seems perfectly happy with a female, but then proceeds to explore other opportunities with other females, then after getting caught, goes back to the original female. The original female then forgives the male and everything of the past is therefore erased.

Guy 1: "Josh was going out with Lisa, but made out with Renee. Lisa then confronts Josh about this. Josh then says sorry, and Lisa forgets that anything ever happened."
Guy 2: "Classic Tiger Woods Move."

by 4 B4W$ October 10, 2011

tiger woods y'all

From the fuckpuddle that was Chris Rock's cinematic career (see also: your usual Wanda Sykes appearance) in Down to Earth, the character Lance Barton played by Chris Rock proclaims his newly-bestowed wealth by shouting "Tiger Woods Y'all!" It can be used to indicate a biracial condition, being annoying as thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket on the golf course, promoting Buick automobiles, wearing red shirts on Sundays and more. Ever since his infamous car crash in November 2009, the term can now be used in relation to sexual infidelity, sexual promiscuity and sex therapy.

For expressional clarity, is often followed by quotes from the Chappelle Show's masterful treatment of the legendary Rick James in 'Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories.'

After getting nowhere with the bitches at the sorority party last weekend, I decided to buy some new clothes, get a haircut and pretend like I had money. This time, I'm gonna show up, kick the door in and shout "tiger woods y'all - it's a celebration bitches!"

My roommates bet my black ass I couldn't get with this twat from South Carolina because she's racist. Once I got her back to my dorm room and ravaged her Confederate cunt, I opened the window and shouted into the quad "tiger woods y'all!"

After sinking the last putt and winning the bet, I obnoxiously yelled "tiger woods, y'all - I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time!"

by kridk February 24, 2011

Tiger Woods-ing

The act of fingering two women at the same time. With the use of both hands, and a woman seated on each side of you.

Yo I was at the club last night and I was straight Tiger Woods-ing these two hoes.

by Fuzzy Dinosaur December 30, 2009

Tiger Woods' wife mad

Being so mad at your spouse that you take his most prized possession and use it to beat them silly.

man 1: Dude did you hear that John cheated on Jane.
Man 2: yea she was tiger woods' wife mad when she found out.

by Sigmanu84 January 27, 2010

Tiger Woods-ing

When you slap a girl's face. Treat her like a dirty little whore and then put your cock in her ass and then shove it down her throat (see transcript of Tiger Woods text messages to Joslyn James).

So I was in the middle of tiger woods-ing her when she said she doesn't do ass to mouth. I instantly went soft.

by beastcake March 22, 2010

Tiger Woods Putt Putt Challenge

The act of sodomizing one, or multiple adult film actresses, with a 9-iron while wearing a visor, polo shirt, khaki pants, formal dress shoes and pumping your fist like you just sank a birdie putt.

-"So, you had a good time with Abby last night, if you know what I'm saying?"

-"Fuck yeah; I took the Tiger Woods Putt Putt Challenge for like, half an hour."

-"Are you fucking serious? Your gayer than AIDS."

by imNotYourBuddyGuy December 16, 2011