circ de soiled

When you attempt to perform an acrobatic maneuver and accidentally soil yourself

"You know when you flipped over the arm of the couch to go to the bathroom, yeah, I think you circ de soiled yourself."
"I tried to do a flip to impress Beth, but I ended up shitting my pants when I hit the ground #circdesoiled"

by alexander angell July 28, 2017

Groin Soil

The soiled mark on a chair between ones legs.

oh my look at the state of the groin soil on that chair

by davehide August 17, 2018

Soiled

An exclamation similar to “Kobe!” that’s uttered when something happens that’s so good it makes you shit yourself

“Did you hear the new MGK single? Soiled!”

by MechanicalRomance April 13, 2021

Soiled

Meaning that you shat your pants.

Father I have soiled myself.

by shittihs February 17, 2023

Soiled

Similar to "pissed", it's a slang term for getting very drunk. Most commonly used in West, Central Scotland. Other similar terms include sozzled, steamin', and sloshed.

"Aidan was heavily soiled last night, so he really struggled to complete the 21km run today"

by Straight In, No Kissing! June 01, 2022

Joy-soil

Becoming so excited and happy that you soil yourself on purpose.

"We came from behind with a 3 goal deficit to win the game. I was so excited, I joy-soiled myself. Cleared out 3 rows of people in the process"

by thunor November 08, 2012

tilling salted soil

It's a wasted effort. A fool's errand. Banging your head against the wall.

With that man she's just tilling salted soil.

by MachinGunz June 03, 2017