Hood slinky

When you jerk off a uncircumcised dick with a rope

Jessica gave me a hood slinky in the bathroom

by Another white guy with money January 17, 2022

stinky slinky

The act of anal sex performed by a man on another man, or woman.

During a hot roll in the sack, he slipped her the stinky slinky.

by Monkdunker August 26, 2003

Slinky Dick

The act of your penis retracting into your stomach, as a result of the force of nature along causing the penis to shrivel up into a small penis that resembles that of a slinky

Sitting on the toilet this morning, I went to take a shit and then I realized I had a slinky dick

by DaCandy Shop February 22, 2011

Stinky Slinky

And unwashed, Uncut slab of man meat

Did you see Zack Newberrys stinky slinky?

by Chasadia April 22, 2019

twinky slinky

A person that is of larger weight, has long lanky arms, and waddles when they walk.

Bro, you see that dude waddling over there? He's such a Twinky Slinky!

by Chimpanzee Fonzee November 14, 2015

Slinky Dick

One who has been fully vaccinated for the COVID-19 virus and brags about it.
Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Richard: Just want you all to know that I am fully vaccinated!
Greg: Oh, Greg, you slinky dick! 'Bout time you got your vax! Let's hit up AppleBees later, bro.

by Slinky Dick March 28, 2021

Dirty Slinkie

When a female lifts up a man's scrotum and licks his gooch hair.

Hey bro did you hook up with that girl?

"Yeah man it was awesome- She even gave me the ol' Dirty Slinkie!"

by RustyTrombone4Life August 5, 2009