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the prophet of red bull

The prophet of the red bull

A woman alone at night

Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And

RED BULL

She would lay down her live for red bull

For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster

Red bull is her god

Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons

Eat the meat of the red bull god

We shall rise

Red Bull will rise

If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure

Sin in the name of red bull

Never be quite yell only nonsense

Confuse and distract others

Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever

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THE PROPHECY

On night cold and dark

The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour

Rain? No red bull

The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull

The water will run to high

Water? No red bull

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If you want to be safe from the day of redbull

Join us

Save a spot in red heaven for yourself
JOIN US IN THE LIGHT OF RED BULL

JOIN THE PROPHET OF RED BULL
by fuckingUSERNAME August 2, 2023
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Red Bull

An energy drink. Or football team owner. Or racing team owner. Or racing team sponsor. Or air race hosting company. Or hockey team owner. Or esports team owner. Or magazine brand owner. Or marathon holder. Or general sponsor of many sports. Or a looot more things.
Person 1: What the hell do Red Bull do?
Person 2: A lot of things.
by CocotheLoco1 January 20, 2024
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Red Bulls New York

A terrible trophyless ignored feeders club in the MLS. Their fans can only flex derby wins, plates, and random new yorker trophies. Ghosts in the MLS after qualifying for playoffs.
Haha! Look at that poor Red Bulls New York fan flexing his plates. What a bozo!
by Your Favorite NYCFC fan February 19, 2024
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Red bull

Someone woth red colour skin and his wife sleeps around
O Kwstas ine red bull
Ine kokkinos k i gineka tu xenopida
by Kdkejjwns May 20, 2020
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Why would you do this?
Addison: What's wrong with Trevor?
Felicia: He had Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy.
Addison: Why did he do that?
Felicia: Because he's a moron.
Addison: He is indeed a moron.
Felicia: As are some of his friends, especially Leila.
by PhoenixGamer34 June 28, 2025
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Red Bull Boner

You don’t need a Red Bull to get a Red Bull Boner. It’s a mindset. It best to drink a Red Bull to get full effect of your Red Bull boner. Remember stay calm and rock it out.
Zmo got a Red Bull Boner he gonna rock it out.

I got a red bull boner

How that Red Bull Bo er treat’n yah?
by Red Bull Boner February 16, 2024
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Red Bull

a drink that looks like beer, tastes like shit and doesn't give you wings or even get you high
Red Bull does not give you wings.
by cococo97 November 5, 2021
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