Nonce

Shakil from economics

You see that guy Shakil from economics. He’s a right nonce!

by saafiiyaa October 14, 2018

Nonce

Danny Rushton is one of the UK's biggest nonces

Liam: Oi cunt, you heard about that nonce Danny Rushton?
Daniel: Yeah, doesn't he shag year 7s?

by Big Boi Shlongz November 27, 2019

Nonce

A British word meaning pedophile/rapist.

"That Kirsten girl is such a nonce"

by Omgkirstencatewrotethishowfun December 2, 2019

nonce

(UK)Slang meaning pedo or kiddy fidler, originally means Not of Normal Criminal Eellement.

I'm gonna go an stripe that dirty nonce in pad 12!

by Raydome December 15, 2008

Nonce

A well constructed argument.

James was losing the debate but then called Simon a nonce. James won the debate by default.

by Nonce-eater 5000 July 30, 2019

Nonce

A guy who fucks 5 year old

The kid is walking down the road she feels a warm breath on her neck a man grabs her and puts her in his van and strips her naked...... the van shakes
He is a nonce

by I’m not 5 April 13, 2019

nonce

british slang term for a pedo/pedophile
also overused by 12 year olds

Mr Jenkins is such a nonce. Ew.

by topshaggerinz May 5, 2019