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The Groundhogs are Bringing Him Breakfast

He is dead.
Hey, whatever happened to Michele? You didn't hear, the groundhogs are bringing him breakfast.
by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021
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Groundhog Dayting

Groundhog dayting is when a person takes his significant other on the exact same date multiple times in a row i.e. pizza hut and then a movie.
Martha broke up with Timothy for Groundhog dayting. He had taken her out for pizza 6 dates in a row.
by PlagueMIsty December 16, 2018
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Arctic Groundhog

The act of freezing your poop and sticking it up a male/female butt hole, for sexual pleasure.
Haley: So what did you and Tom do last night??
Claire: Well we were first making out but then i told him that i wanted an Arctic Groundhog.
Haley: What the hell is that?! That sounds amazing!!
Claire: Oh...,it was
by AZ-maattack August 23, 2011
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Groundhogging

Verb
1. The cycle of matching with and dating the same types of people - and constantly feeling underwhelmed.

2. Syn.: Being closed-minded/ inviting date fails.
'Singles are stuck in a ‘groundhogging’ cycle. The same type. The same results. Again and again.'
by Dating Trends February 7, 2022
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Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.
Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”
by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023
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Groundhog date

Makes a reference to the film Groundhog Day.
A groundhog date is when you have the same date over and over again, by taking your dates to the same places and having the same conversations, so that it feels like the same date being repeated but with different women.
Krish- We watched Groundhog Day on all my first dates

Bhakti- ah! So you did a groundhog date?
Krish- nice! I’ll claim this word on urban dictionary now!
by Romy8780 April 15, 2018
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Groundhogging

Groundhogging - verb; to groundhog

noun; groundhog

1. To spend the day on the ground at a dropzone while others are skydiving. Especially relevant in perfect weather. Usually accompanied with sitting in a hammock, fetching lunch or worrying about wind speeds, potential gusts and/or wind changes.
She was in the hammock all day just groundhogging, all while chirping those who were actually jumping"
by Morty87 May 30, 2022
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