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The Gooner

A person characterized by her laziness and masturbation addiction. It is a femboy and seeks attention from women through chastity. It enjoys sucking Tim's cock. For an example look up: Valentin Knorr.
you`re not a Gooner,.. you`re the Gooner. Fuck you, you piece of shit
by vALENTIN hATER March 22, 2025
mugGet the The Goonermug.

squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves
Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?
by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023
mugGet the squanching goonermug.

poop gooner

when a person pushes a shit out and sucks it back in (groundhogging it) until they cum
"Man, I was such a poop gooner last night, I nearly shit the bed!"
by poopgooningurmom69420 November 24, 2024
mugGet the poop goonermug.

got the gooner

Today I got the gooner from work
by Your joking November 20, 2021
mugGet the got the goonermug.

Gooner

A gooner is someone who is very easily aroused by anything that hints sexual or attractiveness
Acie is such a gooner she just doesn't stop
by TheGuyWhoSubmitted July 17, 2025
mugGet the Goonermug.

Gooner

Like the most racist word ever
Cade's favorite word in Gooner
by Chas the Spaz Gaming May 9, 2021
mugGet the Goonermug.

gooners

we are gooners
by j.tk27 January 25, 2024
mugGet the goonersmug.

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