Kiddy Fiddler

"Joe Biden is a dementia ridden hair sniffing, bum sniffing, kiddy fiddler who is incoherent and can't answer simple questions during interviews or form a logical statement.

by UltimateDoge January 10, 2021

Flag

Get the Kiddy Fiddler mug.

fiddler on the roof

The act of having intercourse with a whale's blow-hole.

I paid good money for this whale watch just so I could try out the fiddler on the roof position.

by fsch January 25, 2011

Flag

Get the fiddler on the roof mug.

puppy fiddler

Someone with a unhealthy sexual deviation to young dogs

Yo Shemmy, leave that dog alone you puppy fiddler. Someone call the police they both have their lipsticks out

by topbollocks September 20, 2015

Flag

Get the puppy fiddler mug.

Kiddy Fiddler

Anyone with the username Galaxy is a Kiddy Fiddler. He tends to touch kiddies in his basement.

911: What's your emergency?
You: "I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A KIDDY FIDDLER!"
911: "Does he have Galaxy in his username?"
You: "YES!!"
911: "OMG! I WILL GET THE FBI AND ATTACK HELICOPTERS!"

by Helpmer1223 June 29, 2019

Flag

Get the Kiddy Fiddler mug.

A generally 47 year old man or older that looks at kids like that, he will say he needs help finding his puppy and that you need to take of all your clothes and cover yourself in peanut butter to see it. no I'm not talking from experience.

Kiddy Fiddler: Hey kids you want to see my new puppy
Dwarf That Looks Like A Child: FECK OFF YOU KIDDY FIDDLER

by Swinzinho April 27, 2019

Flag