The Dreaded Piss

The first piss in a drinking session that follows with subsequent piss breaks every 5 minutes
I've just been for the dreaded piss now I'm gonna be pissing like a racehorse
by atomheartpd October 03, 2011
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Dread shred

The moment when a dreadlocked personage realises that they have a dread trapped in the office shredder.

Usually accompanied by a scream for assistance, the dread shred victim can only hope that the shredder becomes clogged or full before the dread is wrenched out at the root, or worse, their entire head begins to be grinded to pulp.

The victim of a dread shred should clearly realise that there is only suffering ahead before the situation gets any better.
"Frank, come quick you lummox! Jade's having a dread shred!"

"Whoa, turn it off at the plug!"
by Tongueless Ghost of Sin August 06, 2009
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the spread of dread

An action you take when you fart. It is done by spreading the butt cheeks out so air can flow through without a sound.
"It Smells! Looks like somebody used the spread of dread."
by littledicktrip January 14, 2018
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the dreaded corona

another name for coronavirus.

generally this name is used ironically to mock those who are unreasonably scared of the coronavirus.
james: *coughs*
alexandra: oh no i'd better stockpile toilet paper or else i'll get the dreaded corona
by consumptionoftoes March 21, 2020
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Nut Dreads

Dreads that have formed on the scrotum.
Damn,...chew sea doze Nut Dreads on dat nigger?
by PROCON666 August 20, 2009
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dread kid

Someone of jamacian descent
"check out that dread kid, I can't understand his accent"
by Ryan Wheeler December 09, 2007
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blond dreads

Dread locks worn by someone with blond or otherwise light-colored hair. Looks riduculous, like they've got chicken fingers on their head.
Why do people with blond hair get dreads? Do they think it looks cool or something? Goddamn hippie fruit of babylon.
by teh pope October 29, 2004
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