Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot

A sexual practice in which one party sits on a toilet without the toilet seat down and enters the other party anally, creating a motion which drives the penetrating party deeper into the bowl of the toilet, away from the tank. Risks associated with Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot are principally associated with the penetrating party ‘riding too high’ and being injured by the lid to the tank as a result of aggressive movement.

I was Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot last weekend with my girl, and I didn’t pay attention and the damn tank lid hit me in the head.

by Woodworker6 March 12, 2022

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Riff-Raff Chariot

A car driven by a grown man meant to draw attention to himself, typically because they have no personality or any other redeeming qualities to get noticed by the opposite sex. They rely on purchasing obnoxious expensive cars such as a yellow Camero to draw attention to themselves.

I just saw Shawn drive by in the Riff-Raff chariot. Jesus, why doesn’t he just paint "hey, look at me" on the side of it?

by The Corporate Cropduster November 05, 2010

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Swing Low Sweet Chariot

When two men kneel facing each other naked and attempt to swing each other's ballsacks into one another, a reference to the old negro spiritual.

Last night me and my roommate attempted to swing low sweet chariot however our sacks wouldn't tap.

by Mark Bellhorn December 07, 2010

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sweet deal sex chariot

1.pleasing or agreeable; delightful.2.a light, four-wheeled pleasure carriage.3.the word that defined a summer

example:
-"Heidi gave Herman a pleasurable time in the sweet deal sex chariot."
-Abby told her friends proudly,"Hey guys! I ate 6 hot dogs!" the group replied in approval "Sweet Deal Sex Chariot"

by H+H December 05, 2006

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