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Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.
After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.
by Indec1sive April 1, 2025
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Wellington girl

A basic white rich girl who pretends to be a chav, has crudely dyed blonde hair with a tiny braid, that she thinks is cool, but makes her look like a primary school kid.
Have you seen how many rings that Wellington girl is wearing
by Elizabeth Hobson October 27, 2020
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Wellington lembalemba

This is an upcoming rapper from zambia that has a huge knob and is about to make history with his unique music vibe.
by Natasha115 October 28, 2021
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Meef Wellington

A males post-sex fart whilst still inside of their partner.
“I felt the need to make a Meef Wellington in my wife this morning. ‘Tis the season!”

“All of this sex is making me hungry… Meef Wellington?”
by Brucey Balls 33 December 12, 2024
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Kink Wellington

It’s like beef Wellington just with daddy issues and a liking for CCBBT~Cattle Cock and Bovine Ball Torture.
After reading their online dating profile, which mentioned both being raised in the countryside on a cattle farm and a recent purchase of a custom-built spanking bench, I knew I was dealing with a full-course Kink Wellington.
by Indec1sive April 1, 2025
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wellington lorax

This lorax of the Wellington variety, quite simply, speaks for the trees. Although because of the tenacity of Wellington landlords, unfortunately this locality of lorax cannot prevent the deforestation of the native cabbage tree. This is a hard fact of life. They are however efficient at alerting others of the destruction of our leafy friends. This is appreciated.
Did you hear that a cabbage tree has fallen due to a felling? The Wellington lorax let me know immediately.
by skuxxmcd January 12, 2021
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wellington avalanche

the act of cumming a ton on the bed and when the recipiant gets off it slides off the sheet and onto the ground with a splat and looks like an avalanche
i wellington avalanche'd her bed and she kicked me
by great northern 1246 November 4, 2023
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