You have massive diarrhea all in your bed leaving a puddle on the mattress and sheets. You then proceed to throw your partner into the puddle and FUCK or have intercourse all in the puddle of "butt mud". Hence, Mud Puddling!
Man my stomach has been sooo upset today. I think I'm going to go home and enjoy a good hour of Mud Puddling with the wife/husband!
by Dertay Roccstar September 26, 2013
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by 3van7 February 22, 2011
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by the_blind_owl February 22, 2010
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by mighty mighty SEALtone August 30, 2013
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I was walking down the street smoking weed, and when I looked down I was hardly startled by the nigga puddle beneath me.
by mysteriousnesss November 5, 2009
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A nice car, 10 inch dick, and ability to play basketball increase the saturation of the panties.
A nice car, 10 inch dick, and ability to play basketball increase the saturation of the panties.
"Man, I got her so wet, I could see her panty puddles through her jeans."
"I washed my jeans four times, but I still can't get rid of those damn panty puddle stains."
"I washed my jeans four times, but I still can't get rid of those damn panty puddle stains."
by Pompy April 12, 2007
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