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mutton button

clitoris - a real stand out meaty one .. easy to find.
She was great ... had a real mutton button ...
by EvetteGilette June 7, 2022
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mutton fed

Stupid and retarded individuals living mainly around Cunnamulla, Qld. distinguishable features are a jacky howe singlet and sheep shearers, mutton fed people generaly only live on sheep stations.
1st person: hey is that guy mutton fed?

2nd person: is he from cunnamulla?

1st person: yes.

2nd person: then he's mutton fed.
by hick hater December 7, 2007
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Mutton Busting

Often occurs during coitus when one's partner makes a retarded animal sound causing one to flip them on their back like a farmer and pound it out like a rodeo star; The mess it leaves behind requires a calf style cleaning where one's partner licks everything clean.
Brooo, she honked like a downsyndrome goose so I flipped her over, held her wings, and started mutton busting.

EX. 2: She wanted me to take her mutton busting so I told her to be a baaaaad gurl and I'll call the farmer.
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hot mutton mess

The typical over 50s female with scraggly hair, overall disheveled appearance, husky voice like she smokes 10 packs a day and that overwhelming air of look-at-me-I'm-a biker-chick persona. The type who will never learn your name if you're ethnic and totters around like a drunk scarecrow, whatever that means.
the pure definition of hot mutton mess are types like Megan or Leigh.

hot mutton mess sounds like a cheap open sandwich you'd buy from a budget food truck but in fact, it actually defines a person.
by ACunny September 10, 2024
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Rob Mutton

usually seen in a field or walking to Aldi.
gets his hair sheared (as he is a sheep)
walks like a little girl.
by x ben english x April 28, 2023
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Mutton Pumper

A term generally used to describe a person of New Zealand decent who engages in sexual relations with sheep.
Person1..Hey Bro i am from Nz
Person2..Gday mtton pumper

Person1..Hey Bro, NZ is sweet bro.....
Person2..Fuck up mutton pumper!!
by Nin Ja October 14, 2011
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Montana Mutton Buster

This involves a ball gag, sheep skin coat, (or sheep costume) and very rough anal sex
After finding out about Marissa cheating on me I gave her the Montana mutton buster last night
by Mr brownstone September 19, 2021
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