Gong Farmer

The old guy who lives in the bottom of a castle who herds all the turds from the septic tank to the moat.

Bob hated his job as a Gong Farmer.

by SparkyTK June 24, 2006

Gong, To collect a

RAF wartime slang - To get a medal.

"Frank'll get a gong for that"

by Gari August 26, 2005

gong show

an out of control scene, area, sporting event. pretty much anything out of control, off the hook, etc.

the frat party was an absolute free for all. it was a total gong show

by Anonymous February 2, 2003

Bang A Gong

To Get It On Phrase Made Popular By The Band T-Rex

Hey Cat Daddy You Ready To Hit Up The Bar? Im Bout Ready To Bang A Gong.

by Evasion Romantica December 6, 2006

Mao Gong

Mao Gong litterally translates to Cat Kung Fu, a fighting style where you put your hands in a swaying motion in front of your mouth/chin. This fighting style uses a series of quick punches, and kicks that sweep on the floor. It also has a unique tackle/ram that goes on all fours. However, this fighting style is only in a game called Rumble Fighter, and a few other games. It hardly works in real life. If you want to fight in REAL life, use Muay Thai, Sambo, JuJutsu, Taekwondo, Karate, or Capoeira. Mao Gong can work, however, if you don't intend to hurt anyone. The stance is basically your two hands swaying up and down with your fingers moving in front of your mouth/chin. and your foot is slanted from each other.

Random Guy : Yesterday, she pinned me on
the floor using Mao Gong.

Other Guy : With the punches?

Random Guy : No, with her body.

by DragonZamorak March 13, 2009

gong loopy

adj: the state of being after one has repeatedly beaten his head against a gong.

After repeatedly beating my head against that gong, I'm feeling quite gong loopy!

by Unicorn Q. Johnson January 18, 2008

gong show

Based on the 70's amateur 'talent' show, the Gong Show. Applied to entertainment, it means cheesy and out of control, OR completely ruined through the good intentions of amateurs.

They had three bands scheduled, but the first one was the total gong show, so almost everyone left.

What the--? I thought this was supposed to be a presidential address, and I get the gong show?

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003