felted

To be felted is to be bend over by a large Canadian man who sucks on your asshole while I random cokehead wanks in the corner.

"Oh baby, he felted me!" said Sturgis

by commi3 mark June 21, 2024

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paige felt

A girl, who is perfect in every way possible. She’s often known to make people’s heart stop when she walks in the room. She’s super stylish and can do just about anything. She’s almost as athletically inclined as she is musically inclined. Don’t forget about her guilty pleasure which includes the playing of various video games. She has the biggest heart, that she only shows to people she feels deserve it. She will bend over backwards for the ones she loves. Her love language is quality time. Her beautiful green eyes are as deep as her thoughts. Her long hair is as beautiful as her mind. She’ll make you laugh and at the same time blow your mind. If you find a Paige Felt don’t ever lose her.

Paige Felt is Daniel’s Girlfriend
I love you Paige Felt

by Dopekitty101 June 9, 2021

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Felting

Felting, an evolution from jelqing, is when a person, after learning to conduct oral on himself, will twist the tip 180 degrees before blowing into it. This will thicken the cock and it's tip, creating a felt tip penis. Felt, felting, felts, felted, felter, and feltee are all ways of referencing the exercise and those who perform it.

It is supposed to hurt this much after felting?
It's a sign you have been thoroughly felted.

by DKsider February 3, 2025

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i felt like a redneck at a dead kennedys concert

A phrase used to describe feeling completely out of place, awkward, or like you don’t belong in a situation. Comes from the mental image of a stereotypical “redneck” showing up at a Dead Kennedys punk concert — a total cultural mismatch.

My friends took me to a vegan café, and I asked if they had bacon. i felt like a redneck at a Dead Kennedys concert

by nirvanaandassortedjellybeans August 29, 2025

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