When one reaches into another’s pants and grazes the top of the pubic hairline with their fingertips.
by All Bets Hedged May 22, 2020
Its when one, by unfortunate circumstances, either pierces the tissue paper or holds the tissue to far forward whilst wiping ones anus resulting in one having brown coloured fingers with brown tissuey felt stuck to the end.
John: Ah, for fuck sake Dave, I felt tipped my fingers again!
Dave: Yeah alright mate! Wash your nails before you finger jenny.
Dave: Yeah alright mate! Wash your nails before you finger jenny.
by JJPno.1 October 03, 2013
felt spec is the root of the irish car scene, involving slamming a peugeot 306 and all that fuckery onto its sills, straightpiping it using an angle grinder, a stick welder, and a galvanized iron handrail. screw the fuel pump 3/4 of a turn to make her pollute the earth. also fitting big ignorant mudflaps, and full tints all round.
old school felt spec includes:
omegas
cavaliers
twincams
sierras
gse astras
dturbos
xsaras
405s
zx's
bx's
in a nutshell any cheap rwds, or a dturbo.
TLDR
irish car scene roots;
lowering a diesel turbo car onto its sills;
cheap rwds from the time
illegal (but cool as fuck) modifications
old school felt spec includes:
omegas
cavaliers
twincams
sierras
gse astras
dturbos
xsaras
405s
zx's
bx's
in a nutshell any cheap rwds, or a dturbo.
TLDR
irish car scene roots;
lowering a diesel turbo car onto its sills;
cheap rwds from the time
illegal (but cool as fuck) modifications
jaysus hi thon 30sex is low as FUCK shes hardly on 4 nicks boy?
tis boyy 4 nicks and no bumpstops only way ye boy ye!!
felt spec is class!
tis boyy 4 nicks and no bumpstops only way ye boy ye!!
felt spec is class!
by .d.o.b.o. May 11, 2024
by TheOne429 March 19, 2015
A dork (objectively) "NoW yOu KnOw HoW tHeY fElT!"
Hym "Well, I know HALF of how they felt because I still don't know how they felt while fucking eachother. SOOOOO... If you want to show me how things feel so badly... Ya know... Chop chop! The room is clean and we're learn how things feel over here!"
Iam "You're also assuming that my response would be the same but, yeah..."
Hym "Well, I know HALF of how they felt because I still don't know how they felt while fucking eachother. SOOOOO... If you want to show me how things feel so badly... Ya know... Chop chop! The room is clean and we're learn how things feel over here!"
Iam "You're also assuming that my response would be the same but, yeah..."
by Hym Iam September 03, 2023
Felting, an evolution from jelqing, is when a person, after learning to conduct oral on himself, will twist the tip 180 degrees before blowing into it. This will thicken the cock and it's tip, creating a felt tip penis. Felt, felting, felts, felted, felter, and feltee are all ways of referencing the exercise and those who perform it.
by DKsider February 04, 2025
by Love to Felt November 22, 2024