Ewan Arkley

A Ewan Arkley tends to be a ginger hard lad who has an unusual attraction to girls called Daniella.
He once nutted his pants after a Daniella brushed past his dick with her elbow and he put his hands in his pants and scooped the semen off his primarni boxers and proceeded to sniff his fingers then only to mention “his spunk tastes like parma violets,” and with this he ate the spunk

Person 1: Daniella is so fiery, I think it’s cause she’s ginger
Person 2: Yeah but Ewan Arkley was beating his dick to her insta anyway

by MyDaddyLeftMe November 2, 2018

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Ewan

A tall man who likes to secretly watch gay porn, he also has small ears

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by Kickflip3 October 9, 2019

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ewan beale

this is a weird cunt who cant stop talking about drugs. the kind of bullshit he will chat is absolutely endless. He will pretend that his dad is some kind of pop star and he is really famous when actually has 4 fans.

Ewan Beale-"Hey man when you take MDMA you get MDMA farts and its sound asf"

by The King of Druggggs June 27, 2017

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Ewan

A tall man who likes to watch gay porn and has very small ears

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by Kickflip3 October 9, 2019

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Ewan

Some steamy 13 year old squeker that likes to sell avon to you. He sometimes tries to get you in his white van saying that there is even more avon there, to then take you to his shed or basement. In there he will earrape you and feed you freshly hunted avon from the wilds, destroying many generations of avon families. Once he is done earraping the flap out of you he lets you watch some flapkuts also known as the humpback whale named steven. Steven is very ugly btw

1. Avon. 2. White van. 3. Blackout. 4. Complete earrape and more avon. 5. Some random things.
Ewan: i has avon for you in my white van.

You: no thx.
Ewan: GET IN THE VAN

by Advanced Derp May 9, 2017

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