Ema

Ema like to look at herself and horse ass. She secretly likes Alberto but doesn’t want to admit it. She likes to talk shit about lesbian people and plays a lot of bit life.
Lesbian friend: Why is ema saying that i like cat
by Tonydelpony February 28, 2022
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(Ema u asshole) (ema sally) (ihy ema)
by y2kmamamia November 17, 2022
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Person 1: Who r this though for real
Person 2: What?
Person 1: EMA
you know what I meant bitch
by PatrickSTAR April 20, 2015
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Acronym for "Education Maintanence Allowence"
In the UK, this is an allowance of £30 given to college students who have a low household income.

EMA was invented to bribe chavs into coming to college, so EMA is very often all spent quickly on cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs.

Many people lie in order to claim EMA, for instance saying you live with someone with a low income, rather than where you truthfully live.
Chav 1: "I get EMA because my parents sit around on their arses claiming dole!"

Chav 2: "The only reason I'm in college is for the money!"

Chav 3: "I registered myself living with my Grandparents so I can get EMA!"

Chav 4: "My EMA get paid in tomorrow. Shall we all get stoned?"
by GRRRRRR! January 29, 2012
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My teacher wants me to write a 5 page essay based on Kim Kardashian? EMA
by dr. blah blah August 17, 2023
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kyra: ema

kamakani & mika: what’s ema?
kyra: Eat My Ass
by meekah June 17, 2022
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" Eat My Ass" can be used as a sexual reference but general used to counter attack hoes running their mouths
"You're just jealous cause I have everything and you don't"
"EMA bitch"
by martykaraca January 01, 2015
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