Dirty Sanchez

Anal sex immediately followed by oral sex - the same person being the recipient of both acts. Presumably, after a vigorous engagement, the recipient will have a shit mustache looking gangster enough to be worthy of the term 'Dirty Sanchez'.

After Skip went in and plowed Muffy's starfish he pulled out just in time to finish rousingly in her mouth - the result being the fanciest Dirty Sanchez anyone had ever seen on Muffy. 💃👄💩

by bebbe bebbe May 27, 2017

Dirty Sanchez

The sort of milk mustache that forms after giving someone a rimjob

Maaaaane I was eatin this gurl’s booty and when I came out I hads me some dirty sanchez on ma mouth!

by Jared from Subway® June 8, 2019

Dirty Sanchez

Trump mocked Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis — finally debuting a nickname, 'Ron DeSanctimonious'. Ron returned the favor by giving Donny a Dirty Sanchez.

DeSanctimonious Ron DeSantis stuck his red finger in Donny's ass, then giving him a Dirty Sanchez.

by Dr. Donny Oz November 6, 2022

Dirty Sanchez

To wipe a booger on your friend or teammate, to wit, New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez in the 2011 AFC Championship.

I've picked a good one, now I need a target for a Dirty Sanchez.

Ew, Mark just Sanchezed his clean jersey.

by Andrew Scriber January 24, 2011

Dirty Sanchez

Where feces is purposely smeared onto a persons upper lip, to resemble a thick mustache. Similar to mustaches worn by some Mexican men, hence the name Sanchez.

This has nothing to do with sex. Sex-advice columnist Dan Savage says the act is completely fictional as a sex act. Brian Bouldrey in Dirty Words: A Literary Encyclopedia of Sex says the act is an urban legend as it pertains to sex.

Rob thought it would be funny to give Lynn a Dirty Sanchez.

by nightshift001 August 13, 2014

Dirty Sanchez

An amazing event! You screw your girlfriend from behind and then suddenly put your finger in her ass. Pull it back and give her a line of shit under her nose. Now she'll look like a Dirty Sanchez.

Shant's mom looks like her husbad gave her a dirty sanchez

by Bantumie July 25, 2010

Dirty Sanchez

The New York Jets slippery Mexican quarterback who can't seem to be tackled by many defenders. Likes to sneak around on the football field, wiping his hand in his butt and giving people dirty sanchez's. Also known as Poop smeared on ones face in the form of a a moustache.

Look at Dirty Sanchez scoring touchdowns then giving other opposing players dirty sanchez's!

by undead15 January 5, 2011