Humorous term for the total jackass that you feel like after making a large-quantity purchase of something in an attempt to save money in the long run, but then discover that you don't need nearly so much of the product as you'd expected you would.
A good example of a bulk-buying buffoon would be someone who liked repairing old VHS cassettes and therefore bought several large rolls of half-inch-wide splicing-tape instead of the much-costlier-per-foot dinky little tape-rolls that you usually find included in tape-splicing kits, only to discover that most of the movies he liked were now available on DVD, and so he would seldom have a need to splice broken videotapes anymore.
by QuacksO August 7, 2018
Get the bulk-buying buffoon mug.bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)
i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !
carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)
carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)
by michael foolsley December 9, 2023
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1. A sex act in which an individual uses his or her bulked bicep to stimulate a man's penis. The member is placed inside the oiled elbow while the partner flexes his or her bicep, massaging the shaft of the penis.
2. Generally, when two body builders have intercourse
1. A sex act in which an individual uses his or her bulked bicep to stimulate a man's penis. The member is placed inside the oiled elbow while the partner flexes his or her bicep, massaging the shaft of the penis.
2. Generally, when two body builders have intercourse
David: "Last night this chick I met on Tinder bulk banged me. I will never look at Arnold Schwarzenegger the same way again."
by CRJguy September 29, 2018
Get the Bulk bang mug.Guy 1: "Man I feel fat, gained like 20 lbs during the covid lockdown bro"
Guy 2: Whatcha talkin bout bro?? You're looking BULKED!!
Guy 2: Whatcha talkin bout bro?? You're looking BULKED!!
by GrapeKiwi October 26, 2020
Get the bulked mug.When gym bros past their prime overeat without exercising but still claim they’re “bulking.” A common cope for lack of discipline in training and dieting, leading to cognitive dissonance about their growing waistline instead of muscle.
by Adonis Broseidon February 14, 2025
Get the Static Bulk mug.When one starts their bulking cycle, typically the higher caloric intake (and often, a high fiber intake) leads to greatly increased release of gas, often with potent fragrance.
Rob decided to get back on his bulk around the winter time. As he wolfed down another cup of oats, he felt his belly rumble and churn loudly and strongly. It wouldn’t be long until the Bulking Gas set in he thought grimly.
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