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1-2 business days

The amount of days every online retailer tells you to wait. It turns out one business day is about four regular days. Who would've thunk it?
Randy: "How come my order is still processing?"
Company: "Wait 1-2 business days."
*Shipped 8 days later*
by tastyresort July 16, 2019
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1, 2, 3, bounce

An emergency exclamation used to alert friends in the immediate area of the necessity to leave RIGHT NOW with no questions asked, usually because you have just comitted a crime or done something illegal or that you will be in very big trouble for. Like "bounce", only much MUCH more urgent.
"Dude, why did you call 1, 2, 3, bounce? I was getting ready to buy a manga."
"Because I puked all over some books in the C++ section."

You should never yell 1, 2, 3, bounce unless you really mean it.
by Codababy May 9, 2006
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7 1/2 incher

The penis size of a sexy beast....in other words, the perfect size !
Rj Card: "Technically, I'm a 7 1/2 incher..."
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20 1/2 years

An awkward age where one is not legally suppose to drink, but one can buy cigs and super lotto tickets. This age is further iritating since it limits one's abilities to legally gamble. However, fake ID's that are well made can sometimes give entertainment relief.
Guy 1: Hey man let's take a road trip and party it up in Vegas.

Guy 2: I'm only 20 1/2 years old. Gotta a fake ID?

Guy 1: Got it covered bro.

Guy 2: cool.
by Lassie15 December 9, 2008
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The 1-2-3 Test

The test given to an extremely drunk chick to see if she is fuckable. Involving lifting and dropping her arm 3 times to see if she is cohearant.
Freddy pulled that 1-2-3 Test on that drunk chick and then made out with her.
by JAM May 16, 2004
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