"I was doing my homework, going to the bathroom, and feeding my dog at the same time."
"Woah, you're such a good multi texter."
"Woah, you're such a good multi texter."
by toto hoho May 20, 2009

Someone who is over the age of 40, uses the term “millennial” overtly, and whines about technology constantly.
My dad is a voice texter, because he is unaware that he looks like a twat in public talking into his phone saying “period” every time he needs to end a sentence.
by fuckdenmark April 21, 2019

Someone who texts a single person so much that it feels like the conversations never end. Sometimes the over-texting is so extreme that the over-textee starts ignoring the over-texter out of annoyance. These types of people are also often the ones who talk a lot.
by LexiesPlural October 5, 2020

That guy is a Emo Texter, He wouldn't stop texting me with these crazy long explanations of how he feels inside.
by Goood One June 5, 2015

See Definition: Sweaty Gamer
Applicable to those who text religiously and obnoxiously instead of gaming.
Applicable to those who text religiously and obnoxiously instead of gaming.
by CreativeInsomnia September 7, 2010

Someone who texts with all the personality of a wet ball of yarn. Their text messages are mainly 1 word or abbreviations
by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023

Someone who texts long sentences and finishes texts in paragraphs especially when the other side is not. This, man times causes an unequal power between the paragraph texter and the average person.
If who you're texting:
is making typos and you’re not
is skipping punctuation and you’re not
is skipping capitals and you’re not
is taking a long time to reply and you’re not
is responding to your long, well-written emails with much shorter responses
Then you're a paragraph texter to them.
That's what makes a paragraph texter a paragraph texter.
If who you're texting:
is making typos and you’re not
is skipping punctuation and you’re not
is skipping capitals and you’re not
is taking a long time to reply and you’re not
is responding to your long, well-written emails with much shorter responses
Then you're a paragraph texter to them.
That's what makes a paragraph texter a paragraph texter.
"Why is Matt a paragraph texter when he knows I'm only going to send him a small message?, It's a waste of time!"
by OHHH, It's JOHN CENA!!!! September 12, 2016
