shay and tess

the two coolest girls in the whole galaxy. everyone strides to be as cool as them. they have their own secret language and love life more than any other human being.

i love life, almost as much as shay and tess.

by lifelover10 February 8, 2010

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Tess

A rad lady; usually has the coffee poops.

“Who’s in the bathroom right now?”
“I think it’s Tess.”
“Ooooh….she’s rad.”

by Tess’sWife November 22, 2021

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Tess is the colleague next door. She's the girl you fall head over heels for at work, but she is taken so you decide to play the long game for your chance in the spotlight. When that chance reveals itself, you go in for the kiss but she turns a cheek and says, "maybe in some other dimension." Like Rocky Balboa, you stand back up and you fight the good fight because you know she's worth it. When she finally comes to her senses, you dare to try again and conquer her, and your lives are forever changed. From that moment on, you wake up next to her every morning wondering if you're still in a dream. That's the power of Tess.

Guy 1: Bro, you have to stop thinking about Tess.
Guy 2: Nah king, I'm going to win her over.

by tabac28 February 13, 2024

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A girl that’s so pretty, you automatically assume she’s out of your league and don’t think about her. But as you see her more often, you can’t help but feel drawn to her. And every time you lock eyes, or text, you find yourself smiling.

And whenever she asks you who your crush is, it kills you because it’s always been her, and she’ll never know

person A: “guys i’m so over tess”
she walks by
person A: “ok hear me out”

by moonformezaddy January 27, 2024

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Tess Ballard

A girl that, from the moment you truly noticed her, has changed your perspective of life itself. Tess is a person with all qualities kind; she is sweet, rational, heartfelt, and caring. When you fall in love with her, there is a completely different world around you. Your devotion to all things personal become things for her. You write late at night to surprise her in the morning. You look forward to the short duration you can see her: the only window of time you can hug and cherish one another in composition. The effort you put towards success are to set yourself up for stability with her, for your entire purpose becomes pointed towards another tomorrow with Tess. Beauty, charm, smile, and love - in all ways, she is admirable. The possibilities so sought for but not there yet finally present themselves. Kissing, interlocking-hands, cuddling, star-gazing, holding one another, drifting off together, performing in conjunction, being a support system.

She is your all.

She is your love.

Tess is yours.

J: I'm going to marry Tess Ballard.

by 3L0ve2Sweets6 November 20, 2023

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