Tesla Roadster
Manufacturer Tesla, Inc.
Production 2023 (to commence)
Model years 2023 (to commence)
Designer Franz von Holzhausen
Body and chassis
Class Sports car/Grand tourer (S)
Body style 2-door coupe
Layout Tri-motor, all-wheel drive
Powertrain
Electric motor Three electric motors (one front, two rear)
Battery 200 kWh
Electric range 1,000 km (620 miles)
Chronology
Predecessor Tesla Roadster (first generation)
The Tesla Roadster is an upcoming all-electric battery-powered four-seater all-wheel-drive sports car concept in development by Tesla. Inc. Tesla has claimed that it will be capable of 0 to 60 mph (0 to 97 km/h) in 1.9 seconds, which would be quicker than any street-legal production car as of the announcement in 2017. The Roadster is the successor to Tesla's first production car, which was the 2008 Roadster.

Tesla CEO Elon Musk has said that Roadster should ship in 2023. Musk said in a tweet that higher-performance trim levels will be available beyond the base specifications, including a SpaceX package which would "include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around the car" which would supposedly allow for dramatic improvements in "acceleration, top speed, braking & cornering".
Elon Musk: Hey can we remake our first hypercar but add a rocket booster?
Franz von Holzhausen: Yes, we can call that Tesla Model R
Elon Musk: Nah, I will call it Tesla Roadster 2.0
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A new game to play while driving due to the lack of punch buggys. When you see a tesla, twist a titty!
*driving with friend and see a tesla*

Person A: "TESLA TITTY TWISTER" *twists person B's titty*
Person B: "kys"
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Blowjob or sex in a Tesla while on autopilot
Andrew went on a Tesla Test Drive instead of the canoe trip.
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A period of time, much longer than actual two weeks, when one expects a promised action on behalf of tesla such as a software release or a completed service of their car and yet finds out that further time and or action may be needed.

The origin is likely from the movie "Total Recall"
When is Autopilot coming out? In two tesla weeks.
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A Tesla bull that thinks Tesla stock will go up significantly in the long run
Person 1: When Tesla stock goes down, I buy a bunch more because it's still undervalued.
Person 2: Ahh yes, I found another Tesla LONG BOI
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Nikola Tesla was an inventor and a electrical engineer whose theoretical work formed the basis of modern alternating current electric power (AC) systems.

While having sex of any type in any position, one simply inserts a metal object into an electrical socket.

Beth had complained all night about the show, so when we got home, I laid the pipe to her and gave her a "Tesla Cock Prod ". She never came so hard in her life.

Also known as a Edison Reamer.
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An involuntary yet pleasant physical manifestation affecting one's facial features as a result of the amused, giddy feeling one experiences when accelerating while driving a Tesla vehicle.

A reaction to the magic of intention and simultaneous vehicular feedback: hitting the gas pedal and going 0 to 60 m/hr (or 100 km/hr) in 3 seconds.

Feeling like you're in warp drive and loving it.
He couldn't wipe that Tesla grin off his face even after the car came to a complete stop.
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