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Technoblade 

That one dead guy that made me cry at least twenty times in the past three days.

Go kill God for us my dude
My mom: why are you crying you have things to do

Me: shut up technoblade just died

My mom: *grounds me*

Technoblade 

Used to define a pig wearing a king's robe with a crown. (Considered as the King of PvP.)

The Blood God.
Rest in peace, Technoblade. o7
Technoblade by aciiiii July 5, 2022

Technoblade 

A very wholesome and funny pig, that kills orphans and is good at bedwars.
On YouTube he is close at 15 million subscribers.
"TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!" -Technoblade
Technoblade by EBtPGyt July 13, 2022

Technoblade 

A minecraft player who will never truly die.
Did you hear about Technoblade? It's so sad...
Technoblade by AidenTM27 July 14, 2022

Technoblade 

Ex. Bob: Technoblade died~
Joe: Shut the fuck up, technoblade never dies
Technoblade by Ilamanda July 16, 2022