Technoblade

Techno-Blade

The blood god who stabs orphans and plays Minecraft and also drop-kicked a child in self-defense and officers need to believe him

Technoblade problem there no is not.

by anonymous August 23, 2022

Technoblade

Never dies

Ex. Bob: Technoblade died~
Joe: Shut the fuck up, technoblade never dies

by Ilamanda July 16, 2022

Technoblade

The blade never dies 😭😭
Technoblade is a god wgo won a lot of minecraft shit he was like our mentor our family we love him seeya

Hey do you know where technoblade is at
Hes busy killing god

by just wild July 16, 2022

Technoblade

Rest in peace, today marks 1 year, truly heartbreaking, wish his family the best<//3

Person 1: "Technoblade died today last year"
Person 2: "oh"

by Starz4scar June 30, 2023

Technoblade

A YouTuber that started by making Minecraft videos. He joined on YouTube at late 2013. He's known for his confidence, his hot elbows, his sarcastic comments and his critical thinking.

He also had a YouTube channel before it, where he uploaded tf2 and such. He deleted/privated his former channel.

There's also a meme of him - "happy birthday". People started spamming in the comments "happy birthday", while getting lots of likes and making Techno annoyed.

"welcome guys to another episode of the hunger games!"

"I sure hope they bring back spec chat. "
"happy birthday Technoblade"

by Despacito1337 November 25, 2016

Technoblade

A pig who hates orphans but loves potatoes. also a blood god you should not want to cross playing skywars. (also from the dream smp)

“Blood for the Blood God!” the chat screams at Technoblade

by Asdfloopers:) October 21, 2021

Technoblade

a pig playing minecraft. Hates baby zombies. Phil is his “dad”

“TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES BABY”

by FNF-kid July 14, 2021