The Techno Viking is a tall, muscular, charismatic, intimidating, German man that danced for the camera in Fuckparade 2000 (a techno street-parade in Berlin Germany). It is said that he has appeared in other years to follow as well. The Fuckparade developed in reaction to the music restriction (exclusion of Gabber music) and commercialization of Love Parade. Additionally, it broached the issue of the techno club "Bunker" being closed. The most played styles of music in the Fuckparade are Gabber, Speedcore, Techno, Punk, and House.

The Techno Viking was made famous because of the "Kneecam" recording of a blue-haired girl dancing, then being crashed into by some unruly guy, causing the Techno Viking to snatch the guy up by his arms and shove him back where he came running from. The Techno Viking then pointed at the man and gazed with an extremely fierce glare in his eyes. An aura of fear eminated from the Techno Viking, causing the man to step down from the confrontation. The Techno Viking then started dancing wildly through the streets after being given a water bottle from one of his fans.

Some opinions say the Techno Viking is becoming more popular on the internet than the "Chuck Norris jokes" because the Techno Viking shows to be a dangerous man if provoked.

"The Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the Techno Viking". This is the most popular catch phrase being used by YouTubers about the Techno Viking.

by Mister Neutral February 16, 2008

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techno tapas

an assortment of drugs usually consumed orally and nasally for the purpose of party

(via Telegram)
Mitch: "What's on the techno tapas menu today, sir?"
Dealer: "Ecstasy for 10, MDMA for 35, Ket for 30, Speed for 10 and Techno Dust for 60. I can be there in 20."

by patree February 10, 2020

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techno head

A techno head is a particular kind of fan of electronic dance music. As their name indicates they tend to be particularly fond of techno. Furthermore, they are often quite buttoned down in appearance, and perhaps even somewhat nerdy. They have a deep love of the music, and go to parties for the purpose of hearing the music that they love, rather than to get drunk or high, or even just to go dancing.

They are very particular in terms of their taste and can come across as pretentious or arrogant, as they will only dance or enjoy themselves at a party if they really appreciate the music being played.

Also, they appreciate discussing the music they love with others who share their love of the music.

James is such a techno head.

by Jirabovinok April 3, 2012

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