Tanner

Aggressive dickhead that doesn't care about you or anyone else. He will hurt you and your feelings in a snap. When he is with his friends he involves them and makes them mean too. Stay away from him.

Me: Ugh there is Tanner
Friend: Ya we should go

Me: He is so rude

by tannersucksclub December 18, 2017

Tanner

A simp. A man who will do anything for a woman. A man who will go to drastic measures to make sure he has a woman around his arm. Even though, he'll never get one.

Did you hear Tanner is a simp?
Yeah I sure did

by NotCalebV March 13, 2020

Tanner

Gay retarded fatass neckbeard skunk rapist, who fucks people of all ages with his inverted penis. Tanners are also a product of incest and don't mind fucking their parents.

See that fatass Tanner with his dick in a skunk over there?

by Fuckyoutanner69 September 23, 2019

Tanner

Tanner is used as a synonym for the phrase 'Small Penis', it is often replaced to sound correct towards the person who is being refered to whilist insulting them in a polite manner. It is meant to be used only with people who are asian, because most often, people link the term 'Small Penis' & 'Asian' together.

Tom: Alright, here's my big ass asian Tanner, don't you just love it?

Sandra: Oh, gee, look at the time I think I have to go. Please put that Tanner away into your underwear before I puke in my mouth.

Tom: But, I'm asian, what did you expect!?

by TannerLikesItUpTheButt May 12, 2009

Tanner

The average white guy, who wears tight jeans and isn't funny at all.

Whatever that tanner is about to say surely won't be funny.

by That Black Guy. November 09, 2009

Tanner

Someone that's just fucked up because he's appearently pornogriphing gay and has been in a middle school for at least 22 years. He is also known as a faggot, considering he is in the wanted fag list of all time but no one has caught him. So beware of your environment if you see him around. Plus, he is 98.9814567% friends with another faggot known as Emerson, Collin, & Kelvin. We don't know how this works for being friends with these 3 people's name, but let's just say it's called "Fag Majic" Our studies have shown that these 3 peoples last name is possible to be yang, coop, Myers, king, bailey, neang, and blanket. So basically, all tanner really is some faggot.

Hey is that tanner? Naw, that's the fag...

by Tannera March 23, 2017

Tanner

a beautiful woman who kicks ass and loves twisted humor; A funky dance party.

Tanner is the awesome one.
Often confused with a stalker but is definetly not.

by no name-chan March 01, 2009