Space Tank

This is where you lay on your arm until it goes blue and numb, and then carry out the act of masturbation so that it looks like an alien hand with no gravitational pull

Dan: Oh man, I had a space tank last night
Andy: Damn, those things get messy

by kjgxxx January 17, 2012

suck the septic tank

Two meanings:

1:A person 'drug addict' that would do anything for a hit/high.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Meaning everyone goes to the toilet, so perhaps someone had drugs In there system.

2:a person who uses sexual acts as a way to get through life.

1:
"He'd suck the septic tank if he could"

"Have you seen that guys mum, so feral she'd suck the septic tank if she could!"

2:
"How did she get that promotion? Don't worry she'd suck the septic tank if it meant getting ahead"

by Enzothegift February 9, 2014

Shark Tank

HP Pavilion, in San Jose. Home of the NHL's San Jose Sharks, is better known as "the shark tank" or "the tank".

The always energetic crowd reflects their love of the Sharks and is always willing to get them fired up.

The Shark Tank was booming after the fight finished.

by sjsharkattack March 8, 2009

so fkn tank

The phrase used when something is really really good.

person A: i pounded this chick
person B: that is so fkn tank

by shauntimmi April 19, 2008

sniff yer tank

In Australia there are some people who hang around petrol stations known as abbo's then if you let them 'sniff yer tank' theyll do you sexual favours

sum abbo woman just came over and asked if she could sniff yer tank, then gave me a blowie

by shameles February 5, 2010

sweaty gas tank

(Noun) Term coined in Houston Texas at the winter weekend BBQ. When about to engage in coitus with a Thai lady boy you reach down and slowly slide your finger into an inside out urethra. You then wipe your hands on a dirty rag

“Hey Greg, how hot was that Thai chick?”
“Man, that wasn’t a chick. I just got a sweaty gas tank”

by DDC ATL November 11, 2017

Shark Tank

To go down on a woman who has her period while in a hot tub.

"I knew she was on the rag, but I went down on her in my parents' hot tub anyway--it was a total shark tank in there."

by les chussies December 4, 2009