trailer park skank

some bitch who gave me da clap

i only fucked her cuz i was drunk

by Super Guy May 6, 2004

Trailer Park Kid

A sad dumbass that has a warcry similar to that of a monkey having its banana taken away. He also has carrot shaped buttplugs and do-do flakes up his ass.

Kid-“Hey, have you seen Trailer Park Kid?” Me-“No, he’s probably having someone shove carrots up his ass!”

by Mr. FBI Man October 29, 2018

Trailer Park Nails

Artificial finger nails that are longer than normal nails but shorter than Shanequa Nails and Ghetto Daggers. They are usually convex in shape but can be found with concave tips in extreme examples.

Trailer Park Nails are usually found on women who want to appear somewhat ghetto but are unwilling to go full in, or in some cases the woman has to work and cannot have a set of Shanequas. Other places TPN can be found are on McDonalds/Hardees/WalMart employees. They usually are painted some variation of pink but can have decals featuring desert scenes, unicorns, Disney characters, etc. They are often seen with nail jewelery and other nail accessories.

Her: "Sorry honey but I had to cancel your doctors appointment because I had to get my nails done and my mom wouldn't watch the kids again."

Him: "You mean those god awful trailer park nails?"
Her: "Yep, that's them."

by Billy bob blue bait September 15, 2010

Trailer Park Trifecta

One woman who has 3 children via 3 different fathers

That Ole girl is shootin for the trailer park trifecta!! I bet she hits by the end of the year

by Paulbunyon68 October 2, 2023

TRAILER PARK SNOOTERS

Another term for meth amphetamines.

"Dude! Remember the quarterback from high school? I saw him in a dive bar this weekend dry-ripping Trailer Park Snooters off of the back of a urinal!"

by IJMOJO December 13, 2019

Trailer Park Granite

Slang for cheap epoxy coating that is supposed to look like natural stone.

"Nice counter top, is that marble? Nah, it's trailer park granite."

by IanLocks May 21, 2020

trailer park screwdriver

A drink where someone drinks from a bottle of vodka and chases it down with orange juice due to the lack of cups.

I got so drunk last night from those trailer park screwdrivers!

by McCrackdaddy March 25, 2020