piss tickets

a ticket purchased at a public toilet to go for a piss

Sabastian when to the toilet and had to buy a 'piss tickets' to have a piss

by WuddaWhist February 16, 2009

fuck it ticket

A one way plane ticket to Vegas with no returning ticket home.

Josh: I've had a really shitty week!

Mike: Dude, just get a fuck it ticket and don't worry about it!

Josh: Fuck it

by Vegas bitches November 9, 2015

ticket price

A ticket price is the sale price of an item at the point of sale. Where the price of an item has changed such as in a retail sale, the ticket price is the price paid at the point of sale.

An item for sale may be on sale for 100.00. This is the ticket price. If the item price has changed such as in a retail sale to 50.00 then the new price becomes the ticket price.

by exrayspex December 30, 2011

Season Tickets

A term used by a male to describe a female whom they can engage in sexual activities with immediately upon encountering again. Given one another's previous history the female is generally considered to be sexually at the males disposal. Similar to that of a fuck buddy but not nearly as degrading and more socially acceptable; requires much less commitment with minimal to no strings attached. Often stated to rationalize the amount of sexual control and/or intimate authority that an alpha male has over an inferior female.

"You see that girl over there? Yea I fucked her like 5 years ago in high school and she still wants my dick. I got Season Tickets bro I can hit that whenever I want".

by Cristobal Marmol August 16, 2010

football ticket

A rectangular-shaped patch of groomed pubic hair above a woman's vagina. Taller than it is wide, this style is often used by women who prefer a well manicured look without going totally bald (e.g., Brazilian). Alas, the clean shape is similar to a football ticket in size.

Hawk slid her panties off and said she had this amazing football ticket!

by Henrys Fork December 10, 2007

rofl tickets

When someone is seriously "bringing the lulz" and making people laugh either on purpose, or by being laughed at.

"I was laughing so hard! You should have been there. That guy was selling rofl tickets."

by Stevie Vedmore February 27, 2008

Lift Tickets

Code for any quantity of Cocaine. Derived from the terms "snow" and "ski trip" referring to cocaine.

Hey man, are you going to get those lift tickets?

by Favnuts April 25, 2008