Thesauritis

When a person decides to improve his/her writing (essays, poetry, etc.) by looking up synonyms in a thesaurus and utilizing words that they think sound nice. In most cases, a person diagnosed with Thesauritis will use the words s/he found incorrectly - therefore making him/her look stupid in front of people with bigger vocabularies.

Thesauritis patient: "I besot you so profusely; all through the ignominious opprobrium and misconstrued paroxysms... my ventricles throb with plasma for you."

You: If you knew what those words meant, you wouldn't have said that.

by Waior December 27, 2009

thesaurusification

unnecessarily overchecking words using a thesaurus to find words that make the writer look cleverer than they really are.

as a result, the writer looks somewhat ... silly

John's report is completely unreadable, so much thesaurusification.

by Akula October 18, 2009

Shesaurus

America's first Womens' Dictionary/Thesaurus

Here are some of the sample entries you will find in The Shesaurus: Fuckinstein, Goldicocks, Back Seat Betty, Holla Back Girl, Superhead, Video Vixen and many more.

by Keshia Kola May 3, 2006

Thesaurize

to find the synonym of a word in a Thesaurus. see also Dictionize

brohan i forgot what word means to attack for my essay, i wanna sound smart! oh shit man go Thesaurize it

by capŧaiin January 24, 2011

theosaurus

1- {among those who are not expected to know this sort of thing} A common mispronunciation of the word thesaurus

2- {among those who should know the word} A dinosaur made up by thick English teachers (teachers of english, not of the nationality)

-I'll look up some synonyms up in the theosaurus
-Everyone get out your theosauruses
-Theosauruses had very low I.Q.'s, a bit like me!!

by Ultimate_Doom December 26, 2005

thesaurasize

To look up in a thesaurus.

I couldn't figure out another word for supercalifragilisticespiadaldoscious, I had to thesaurasize.

by Reinah June 10, 2005

Theasaurus

The coolest dictionary you could ever come across.
Theasaurus= fun, sexy, beautiful, horny, lovable, huggable.

Thoughtful
Horny
Energetic
Awesome
Sexy
Amazing
Unbelievable
Rebellious
Ubersexual
Spankable
:D

Yo check out that theasaurus. she so hot right now.

I'd love to rip the towel; off that theasaurus right this second.

by Mystery boy E11 March 16, 2009