Sussex handshake

To hold a man's penis whilst he uses a urinal and/or shaking it so avoid dripping. Commonly associated with the greater Brighton and Hove area.

I need to text my mate do you mind giving me a Sussex handshake?

by Brightonbaby May 6, 2019

oscoda handshake

When you are drinking around a Bon fire, out of no where your spouse says “I really want to scissor tonight”. Then some random hot girl you didn’t even realize was there drinking with you says “I’m in.” This is found to be a typical greeting in Oscoda Michigan.

We went camping last weekend and sure enough my wife ended up greeting the neighbors with an Oscoda handshake. It was a pleasurable introduction.

by Bartlebee May 5, 2020

Rabbi's Handshake

When you're a Jewish Prophet but you need to nut bad so you give yourself a handy since you can't let any of the dirty heathens touch your holy trinity.

Peter walked in on the Lord Savior, Jesus of Nazareth, preforming a divine Rabbi's Handshake with his wooden cross.

by Orgasmic Crouton September 22, 2017

Rawlins handshake

the act of using a prosthetic hand to masturbate either yourself or your partner. Either end can be used.

while my amputee girlfriend was taking a shower, I helped myself to a Rawlins handshake.

by Poe whitrash September 7, 2012

Holly Handshake

To give someone a casual handjob.

Can be used as a greeting, or a goodbye. Could also be substituted for a kiss.

Also, is a trademark of a someone...you know who you are!!

Any Random Guy At All: Oh, Hey there!

Holly: Hey there, let's fuck!

**holly handshake**

by NateDawg! February 27, 2008

Scottish handshake

A swig of hard liquor straight from the bottle, preferably before midday.

Mate, pass us the old Scottish handshake, I'm melting

by Dr. Novice October 4, 2019

Spunk Handshake

When you either knowingly or accidentally shake someones hand with a stringy glob of spunk (sperm) attached to your hand.

The globule is then transferred to the person and they wipe it off in confusion. Usually they are too embarrassed to ask what it is but will often sniff it.

Pokey was spun out on cheap bath tub crank and furiously beat off into an oven mitt. He thought he got all of the jizz wiped up when he was done, but a little was left over on his hand.

Pokey then went to his dealer's house to shoot up and unknowingly gave him a spunk handshake.

by Jrubadub December 29, 2010