twizzlered

Twisted and slizzered put together

Oh man I smoked 9 bowls and did a kegstand, I'm so twizzlered

Did you see how twizzlered that chick was? She should've held the beer bong

by Carbon6595 November 02, 2010

twizzlered

When you have consumed alcohol, tobacco, and marijuana. Like "triple-faded" instead of "cross-faded" because now there are three elements of intoxication.

After shotgunning those PBRs, smoking that blunt, and puffing my cig, I'm so twizzlered.

by dharmainitiative23 December 05, 2016

Nipple Twizzler

Someone who is rude and relentlessness towards eating your cheese, in other words, a rude cheese-stealer who eats all the cheese you have in the house.

Dude 1; Bro, he stole all your cheese!
Dude 2: I know! He's such a nipple twizzler!

by stereotypicalOutlaw March 15, 2017

Cream twizzler

When you nut inside your woman and cross your fingers and proceed to insert them into her vagina

Yo bro i gave my girl a cream twizzler last night

by Machine gun Nyx February 17, 2022

Kiddie Twizzler

An Irish derogatory term (used mostly in Cork) to call someone a pedophile or child molester

"Feen's a kiddie twizzler"

by mattm3her May 27, 2018

Cock Twizzler

A twizzler made of cocks, typically multiple braided into the form of a twizzler.

Oh my god! Tori you turned the quadruplets into a cock twizzler!

by Burnt_Cheezit June 23, 2022

Off a Twizzler

When someone is acting inappropriately, or when an inanimate object acts out of character, or unexpectedly

My playstation says it will take 13 hours to download fortnite, shits off a twizzler

by Carl Meageington July 06, 2022