Bro Shield

The "Bro Shield" is a defensive mechanism possessed only by bros. It is mainly used to ward off negative and or bull shit comments made by non-bros, often referred to as haters because of either their negative or jealous attitudes toward the bro. It is not, however, limited to those types of comments. The power of the Bro Shield can be called upon whenever and wherever a bro sees fit to use it.

Non-Bro: Oh my gosh, that's so lame!

Bro: Psh, Bro Shield bitch.

by Uchayman September 12, 2010

pussy shielding

The process by which a female friend or accomplice prevents the potential of sexual intercourse between another female and a male. Often by arousing fears of STDs, pregnancy, or societal scorn (ie "slut").
In summary, The Opposite of Cock Blocking.

Dude, I was trying to get some last night, but Janice's friend totally pussy shielded me.

I'm looking out for my girl, I'm pussy shielding her tonight.

Bitch, stop pussy shielding me, I WANT, to get laid by some dude tonight.

by OhNoTotallyPussyShielded August 28, 2009

Schawg Shield

The ability to not be effected by low grade marijuana. Typically gained by experienced pot smokers.

Jack: "Dude, we're so high."

Jackson: "Yeah, but look at Robby."

Jack: "It's alright, he's just got a schawg shield."

by Jacksonjack September 24, 2009

anti - shield

A word to imply the use of something that either doesn't exist, or is completely irrelevant.

Victim: Guys, I need some help with a serious family issue. What should I do?

You: USE AN ANTI - SHIELD!!

by Rhaukuma August 2, 2010

vag shield

The Female version of a cock block. When a woman is prevented from having sex by another individual.

Dude, Paige got vag-shielded last night. Dude, Amy is such a vag shield.

by msmillerisdumb April 3, 2009

Pulling A Shields

The act of doing something dumb and laughing annoyingly afterwords.

"Dude check this out!" *does something stupid and laughs annoyingly*
"Quit pulling a shields"

by SD&JV April 10, 2009

storm shield

The only way to protect yourself from a thunder hammer.

As I tried to finish my girl with a thunder hammer, she put up a storm shield by covering herself with the sheets.

by Juggy1337 October 20, 2008