swerving ruler

A dope ruler. Lmao

Yah. Bruh ma ruler's swervin'.
My swerving ruler is lit af.

by DifferNC October 18, 2018

Irish Ruler

(Noun) A precision measurement device, 12 inches in length, used as a standard in golf when providing distances from a specific point. When giving a measurement with this device, it is generally specified in the measurement.

He hit is golf ball 3 inches from the hole, measured by an Irish Ruler, or 1/4 of an Irish Ruler.

by Nadpoleus September 7, 2013

whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021

Ruler

Long measure thing. Tend to be used to measure stuff

Its hard plastic with numbers on it

ruler is how to measure your absolute microscopic cock
also To measure your big ass forehead

by leomhm February 6, 2023

Rulering

verb: The act of measuring one's dick, hypothetically, to prove one's worth is greater than another. Typically done by males, although females have also been known to participate.

Bro 1: Hey dude, my band I'm in just got signed up to play in a show next month, isn't that sweet?
Bro 2: I mean, are you guys even that good?
Bro 1: Yeah man, I once self booked a cross country tour.
Bro 2: Are you seriously going to start rulering right now?

by DJEagle June 25, 2018

ruler

the most powerful weapon known to man
common in classrooms, but do not mistake them for mere measurement takers.

hey look at this ruler i have
look at this rule i have too
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*cling clang cling clang*

by anonymousasshat January 19, 2021

Ruler Foods

Kroger's shitty knock-off Aldi, but you don't actually save any money. Everyone still leaves their carts in the parking lot and all the staff are still treated like shit. Also, there's a 50% chance someone is smoking meth in the bathroom.

Tyler: Wanna go to Ruler Foods?
Amanda: Fuck no, I don't want to pay for my own fucking bags like some hippie

by BUY THE NERCH! March 5, 2025