Potato Headed Mongoose

A potato headed Mongoose is a person so stupid that whenever they talk it causes of chemical reactions to occur in the brain that instantly result in immediate pain, occurring in the pressure points all throughout the body. You can easily track down these people on their Visco-wannabe Instagram accounts that they made without their parent's permission so that whenever they look at their phone, they must delete the app. In the real world, they are often found in the back of classrooms or at the school canteen, talking loudly and thinking that they are cool when, in fact, they are the total opposite. The potato headed Mongoose are found often wearing clothes from retail stores such as Supré, where whenever they shop there, they receive many raised eyebrows as they purchase clothes that are well beyond their visual years. These people are most often female, have not gotten their first period yet act like they do, and receive the kids menu whenever they go to restaurants even when they're teenaged.
Potato Headed Mongoose: OMG, did you see what Stacey posted on Insta? SO NOT OG!
Literally everyone else in the room: SHUT UP YOU POTATO HEADED MONGOOSE
by FratGuy1234 October 3, 2019
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The first documented park crawl of 8 hooligan youths from Sydney, Australia. It was a rowdy day of intense alcoholism and drug use. In other words the oil caused carnage whilst loose.
Monty: rim rider go buy drugs for operation strolling mongoose
by Truffle master May 16, 2014
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You starve a wild mongoose for 5 days and 4 nights in your bathroom. On the 5th night walk in on it and try to ejaculate on its face.
Rikki Tikki Tavi really got me considering the mongoose vs. spitting cobra
by Lil Dick Energy May 28, 2019
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mongoose

the way of when someone masturbates then flirts and then rapes him/her when he/she is 18 or older
by diego June 2, 2003
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slapping the mongoose

violently masturbating. Like how a mongoose breaks a cobras neck by shaking it.
I was slapping the mongoose last night and my dick hurt so much afterwards.
by jimmy dragon slayer 112 May 17, 2018
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shit like a mongoose

The act of frequently shitting copious amounts of feces.
After eating an entire canister of raisins Joseph proceeded to shit like a mongoose the next day.
by Wednesday the armadiilo March 14, 2024
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