case of the ass

Alternative term for farting or having bad diarrhea.

1.Oh man, after that Mexican food last night I sure have a bad case of the ass.
2. When I got food poisoning and I had the worst case of the ass ever.

by ganz himself April 18, 2005

A case of the candy drizzles

The candy drizzles is a spontaneous disease that women give men by exciting them with alluring behaviour in a surprising or sudden way. It seems to be affecting the adolescent population in a more statistically significant way.

Man, the sexy substitute teacher gave me a case of the candy drizzles -- and now I need a new pair of pants.

by tototoroto December 4, 2012

a_case_of_the_marvels

One of the most amazing people ever. Makes amazing edits and is the best mutual <3

Isn’t that a_case_of_the_marvels? Oh yeah it is, I heard they are an amazing mutual

by Usernamecrisis October 14, 2021

case of the do betters

when a person isn't happy with theirself, or life in general. then ups and decides to try to do better in life, usually not lasting longer than a few weeks.

fred: "oh so what barny you can't drink with us anymore?"

betty: "oh no he has a case of the do betters."

by Daniel Higgins December 20, 2007

Case of the doodies

When you eat so much food that you take more than one dumps after the meal.

I ate a grande meal last night and had a bad case of doodies. I am going to be late for work today becuase I have a bad case of the doodies.

by Franklin Deleanor Rogusvelt February 6, 2010

Case of the Dills

Quesadilla at Taco Bell. Preferably ordered when driving throught the drive thru backwards.

Orderer: I need a beefy crunch and one case of the dills.

Worker: You want chicken or beef?

by purplpunkinetis May 6, 2011

Case of the Jonathan's

"A case of the Jonathan's". Where the town idiot lets a skunk shit in his mouth thinking its mouthwash.

Sam's breath had a case of the Jonathan's as it was so bad the asked him to leave his own birthday party.

by BEK August 31, 2013