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Beef jerky backhander

A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.
“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”
by Dragon Voyeur January 1, 2018
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Backhand scientist

Someone who does all the work but is never given credit
Man your Dnd campain is so great but your BackHand scientist is the best i've ever seen
by The Mmmm effect December 22, 2020
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backhand man

A hockey player who uses the wrong curved stick on purpose so he can always shoot backhanders. Righty who buys a lefty stick or vice versa.
Larry was an experienced hockey player who wanted to try something new and try to fool the goalie on every shot. He became backhand man.
by backhandhockeyman14 March 18, 2015
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backhand of truth

A backhand forged out of rage and anger. it shows the victim all the wrong that they have done on impact.
Slut 1: I cheated on you!
Lad 1: you will now receive the backhand of truth.
(Slap)
Slut 1: Ow!
by daxter35 October 29, 2014
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Bulgarian Backhand

Masturbating from behind, through one's right or left leg with the hand facing palm upwards
I'm starting to get bored of plain old wanking so I thought I'd try out the Bulgarian Backhand to switch things up
by JoweyDoorsunHasCrabs May 14, 2018
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Backhand a normie week

Beat a furry week but in reverse. It begins November 29 and ends on November 5th!
Cmon everyone lets get ready for backhand a normie week uwu!!
by ksjaifjiudajfu November 27, 2020
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bianca backhand

Its a love tap done with the back of someone's hand
She really loves me. She gave me a bianca backhand in the car
by Richard of arms November 26, 2021
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