Tard

A person who thinks or believes they are smart , funny or witty... but in reality; they are just an idiot

President George W Bush is a tard

by Bastardized September 26, 2008

tard

short for a retarded or acting retarded person

jamie is such a tard she just doesnt get it

by starpion December 23, 2011

Tard

or those R Tards or retards that don't deserve the R and E.

1. Your a Tard.
2. Whats a Tard.
1. it a retard that is so retarded, that they don't deserve the Re.

by Jwarren142000 May 16, 2008

tard

Shorter form of the word retard.
Can also be shortened to 're'

Jayd: ahaha what a tard
Kayleigh: i knooo man as if you do that!
Jayd: yeah lols, hes a right gay.
Kayleigh: ye man, total re.

by Jayleigh February 2, 2008

Tard

Offensive slang; often used on various internet forums as a short for someone who behaves like a retard.

'Qualified' was officially voted as one of the biggest tards on Eurogamer.

by EG_Vanquish December 28, 2005

tard

What non-Victorians call Melbourne Victory F.C when they are feeling insecure.

Sydney fan: "Those Victory fans are such tards. They average 15,000 more per game than us, even though we have a larger population. They can't even get a proper marquee player, like our Dwight Yorke. I'm sure he'll return from Sunderland really soon."

by Will Scholes February 10, 2007

Tard

Used to discribe someone or thing and stupid or irrational.

Jon: Guy's, don't you think Sam is dumb?
George: Yeah, he's a total Tard

by ham236 September 15, 2009