Intention Switching

Lying about previous intentions to try and seem more innocent in a current situation.

“I wasn’t trying to call them a slut, I swear!”
“Benjamin Franklin Debrosse Michelangelo Zée Smith Johnson! You posted 5 xeets about her fuck’n 100 men! Don’t start that intention switching, now!”

by NERASER June 4, 2025

Mega Word Switchup

Someone who uses words as different meanings at different times. These peaple will have secret or non-secret meanings to the word with different peaple.

Dude one: "Did you see Mat today! Hes such a toob!"

Dude two: "You used that new word on me earlier! What does it mean!
Dude two: "Well when im using that word on you, i mean total noob. When on Mat im referring to a tool+noob"
Dude one: I never expected for you to be a Mega Word Switchup type.

by You know that it is me July 28, 2011

Juss flippin' yer switchiz

Da humorous "addendum remark" dat ya write after texting a sarcastic/silly remark, to let your message's recipient know dat you were merely kidding around wif him.

Me: Zheeeesh... dat sure was some blizzard we had last night --- da trees and bushes are all covered wif snow!
You: I see dat --- well, it should perfect weather to put on a bathing suit and charge headlong into da underbrush!
Me: Iz you plumb-insane??? I'd get all cold and wet wif da fresh snow deluging down on my bare skin!!!
You: I knooooowwwwwww....!!! Juss flippin' yer switchiz, Dude... (wink, tongue-out emoticons)
Me: Smart-a**!! :P :P

by QuacksO March 23, 2019