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Swell

1.) Scottish word for having such a bad hangover that your brain feels as if it has swollen right up to the back of your eyebrows. Your brain should also feel as if someone has released a hive of the loudest bees known to mankind inside it.

2.) When something is going very well.

3.) A word uses when something is to get bigger
1.) Aww man, my swell is awful today. If I had a thousand fire-ants in there it'd be better than how it feels right now... wait... I did what last night?!

2.) That blow job I received was swell, she gave pretty good head.

3.) I'm sorry sir, it appears the results of your S.T.I test came back positive, use this cream and hopefully it won't swell any further.
by MathleteBSquared November 16, 2016
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Swell

If you’re a swell it means you follow a person/group around
Haven’t you noticed Harry is a swell”
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Smell the swell

The act of scratching your balls to smell your junk before intercourse. The more alcohol consumed the more stank tolerated.
I had to smell the swell to make sure it didn't overpower Erin's mud flaps.
by Funkywhitemonkey November 20, 2019
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Swelling

She's swelling for the crowds.
by Sweet Sam November 27, 2017
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Pretty Swell

Edd Gould’s favorite phrase. It means extremely good.
by winnietheyankovic June 9, 2023
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Swell Pile

His swell pile was huge after I pegged him!
by yerahoremac December 27, 2024
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