jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains
by jack January 29, 2003
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anal swab my back

I'm just sayings all.... anal swab my back.
by lada October 07, 2005
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swab face

The reflex face that you make when you’re getting your oropharyngeal/nasopharyngeal swab, usually followed by a brief moment of sneezing, crying, coughing and/or gagging
I was so embarrassed of my swab face when I was swab-fucked this evening for the surveillance screening
by doctorryan27 July 05, 2021
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Cotton Swab

An old person. From the fact that your hair turns white as you age.
"That cotton swab almost merged into my car!"
by ZORG April 06, 2015
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Swab gobbler

gobble on these nutz.

it means gobbler but cooler
by swab gobbler September 27, 2022
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Brown swabbing

The act of sneakingly inserting a cotton bud into your partners anus, then pulling it out and shoving it in their face.

This act was discovered deep within the caves of the Noble hill.
Brown Swabbing

"Check this out! I brown swabbed my missus last night"
by BrownKandy August 18, 2011
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