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Scrublord

In online gaming a scrublord will tend to create their own "moral rules" by which they believe others should play. They will generally make judgement calls about other peoples sanity, mental health, life chances, family history and social connectedness based purely on how closely they adhere to these moral rules.
These rules are often formed under the guise of "honour" or "fair play". They also may include statements such as "I only play for fun" or "I don't care, it's just a game".
Mr Doodles: Hey there kiddo, want to have a honourable one versus one duel to see whom out of us in the finer gentleman?
Scrublord: Why yes, yes I do. May our duel be honourable!
100 of Mr Doodles friends jump out and tear the shit out of the Scrublord
Scrublord: WTF THIS IS NOT FAIR YOU HAVE NO HONOUR YOU MUST BE A 8 YEAR OLD KID WITH NO FRIENDS AND YOUR PARENTS HATE YOU THIS IS JUST A GAME I DON'T EVEN CARE AND I'M NOT EVEN CRYING IRL RIGHT NOW, HONESTLY, I'M NOT.
by Warrio September 12, 2009
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Triangle Scrub

A way of cleaning your balls and penis. The motion of scrubing the top of your junk, then the left side in the crease of your leg, and the other crease on the right side.
Dane- " Dude i cheated on my girl and when i got home i had to triangle scrub my balls because there was so much glitter."
Cristian- " Your an ass dude, why'd you cheat!?"
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by SPHS Student June 27, 2009
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Andrei suruboru

Andrei suruboru is normally a person that is 3/4 monkey and 1/4 human. In addition to this this type of person is normally very stupid and most of the times gets D’s in his tests. Also this type of person will normally be a truck driver when they are older and love to swing on trees and eat his fathers bananna 24/7.
Person 1: that guy from our school is so annoying, I hate him so much!

Person 2: That guy is such an Andrei suruboru!
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scrublite

A word nobody fucking cares about except a nerd, which he uses to try to seduce goddesses and fails miserably at doing so.
"Hey gorgeous...you're a scrublite. Wanna go out sometime?"
by piratehooker6903 April 28, 2009
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scrub the wall

to remove wall postings on facebook in hopes of deterring facebook stalkers, nosey friends, family members, or gossips.
I need to scub the wall. People that are not on my friends list know my business.

Anna should scrub the wall. She is giving too much information.
by nmolie March 2, 2010
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Scrubjuice

Novice, learner, amateur, newcomer, sogger of cereal, cooler of warm beverages, see scrub

The word derives from the original scrub, although the 'juice' is unbeknown by scholars as to where it came from.

It is often meditated by the monks, priests, orangutans, breakfast cereals, and other highly educated members of the 'Scrub' Illuminati (including the popular and boobilicious 'Hot For Words'), however, a true origin has yet to be discovered.

Many believe it was derived from those of a 'Python Monty' era, or some shit like that.

Excuse me, I meant it was derived from a 'Monty Python' era, in which riders of false horses galloped throughout the land with coconuts that had been carried by an African swallow. Or maybe European. We are not sure of this origin either. The juice from these coconuts had dripped onto the 'Scrubs' of the doctors and nurses of their band of brave knights, and thus, the 'juice' of the 'scrub' was born. But this is not confirmed.

As a matter of fact, no one really knows anything. It has been known that the Panda Man himself is probably the only remaining life form that still has a remnant in his ominous mind of where the juice of the scrub came from. However, he was impossible to reach for comment, as he was snacking on bamboo and EOC by the pound.
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST CALL THE FUCKING MOVERS - I CAN'T BE WITH A SCRUBJUICE.
by fuckingghettofabolous July 15, 2010
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scrub the shrubs

The act of scrubbing your pubic hair (may also include gooch and/or asshole hair) and area around your genitals more vigorously in the shower than you otherwise would, in anticipation for intercourse. This is done in a meticulous manner in order to rid the area of unpleasant odors or residue (ball sweat, asshole lint, swamp ass, gooch grime, anomalies in pubes etc.)
"Jenny's coming over later, I better scrub the shrubs extra hard today"
by balck caped boss December 2, 2011
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