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arabian suprise

A man is having doggie-style sex with a woman, spits on her back to make her think he came, then as she turns around, he splooges in her face, "suprise!"
see above
by francis May 28, 2003
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october suprise

In American political jargon, an October surprise is a news event that may influence the outcome of an upcoming election (particularly one for the U.S. presidency), whether deliberately planned or spontaneously occurring. Because the date for national elections (as well as many state and local elections) is in early November, events that take place in October have greater potential to influence the decisions of prospective voters; thus, relatively last-minute news stories could either change the course of an election or reinforce the inevitable. The term "October surprise" was coined by William Casey when he served as campaign manager of Ronald Reagan's 1980 presidential campaign.
Trump has turned America into reality television with his October Suprise. He doesn't really have covid.
by @Transient_photography October 2, 2020
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Suprise Stiffy

When, out of the blue, you get a hard on. You could just be reading a book or playing a game, and suddenly, you have a stiffy.
Me: Ugggh
Friend: What?
Me: suprise stiffy, man.
Friend: ah.
by Scholar of Oddity February 20, 2019
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Mud-Suprise

A mud-suprise is something you give to your cat after a long shower. your body feels warm, relaxed, almost in a nirvana state, thats why you need to face fuck your cat
OJ Sampson:"Hey, Fellow PETA supporter. How was the Mud-Suprise you gave to your cat"
PETA-supporter: "I want to riddle my own dong"
by An obivious cuck April 9, 2017
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Sticky Suprise

The act of masterbating until you are about to cum, then very quietly sneaking into the bathroom while someone is taking a shit and you blow your load all over them
GIRL-1: Oh my god, Dominick is so disgusting! He gave me a sticky suprise last night while i was taking a crap!

GIRL-2: No way! That's amazing! I've always wanted one!
by rivermonster_69 July 1, 2011
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obama's suprise

When after anal the man deficates on the womens hand and she sing the national anthem and claps
Ill give you a right obama's suprise
by Big guy123456780987654321 September 13, 2016
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Samurai Suprise

When three guys get together with one female and plug all three of her openings (mouth,vagina,anus) at the same time.
Man,we met this hot chick last night and she came back to our place with me and my 2 buds and begged for the samurai suprise.
by B.W.A 6307 March 27, 2011
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