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The Subaru Fallacy

The common mistaken belief that all people who drive Subarus are gay, just because all lesbians drive Subarus.
Christie: Hey Joe, you're a flaming homosexual because of those navy blue briefs! Steve: No way. I'm an expert on men's underwear. Like Rick from Pawn Stars calls me when he has questions. This js just a classic example of The Subaru Fallacy!
by C Chaotic November 8, 2020
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Subaru Akehoshi

Subaru Akehoshi is the poster boy of hit game Ensemble Stars from unit 'Trickstar.' He is identifiable by his massive sparkly blue eyes and his bright orange hair. His dad died. He has a dog called Daikichi who features in a numerable amount of Subaru's card CGs. He is known for being the most kira kira sparkly pop idol.
Subaru Akehoshi is so sparkly and kira kira! He is my favourite idol!
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The Subaru Fallacy

The false belief that all people who drive Subarus are gay, because all lesbians drive Subarus.
Christie: hey Joe you're clearly a flaming homosexual because of those burnt orange briefs. Steve: No way! I'm an expert on men's underwear. Like Rick from Pawn Stars calls me when he has questions. This is a classic example of the Subaru Fallacy!
by C Chaotic November 8, 2020
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Subaru

Subaru - the ultimate status symbol, besides a new bong, or on their way to Cuba, Nepal, or Palestine - especially in ski or college towns. Ask any good mechanic what a POS they are, yet their owners will never admit it, but spend senseless $thousands repairing it & pretending it is "well built & reliable" Not registerable unless covered with rainbow, coexist, or "=" stickers
Better my sister in a whorehouse than my brother in a Subaru
by Alpino February 1, 2023
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Subaru Leone

The vehicle of choice for adventurous young ladies in Central Australia. The Leone is such a pleasure to drive that drivers and passengers are known to spontaneously sing and dance while inside the vehicle. To drive a Leone it requires skill and bravery as there is a propensity for the breaks to not work properly, resulting in the driving needing to utilize the handbrake to avoid ending up in the Todd River.
Anna better slow down in that Subaru Leone when she is driving down Stott Terrance or she will end up in the Todd.
by Volando Con El Viento April 27, 2024
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Subaru

What we call Patrick.
Participated in No Pagani Day.
“Who’s Subaru?”
“I call Patrick Subaru.”
by annagoons183737 March 8, 2025
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Subaru Brain Disease

When you are infected with SBD you are willing to pay 5X-10X the market value of a clapped out miled out oil leaking rust bucket Subaru because it's got a turbo!!!!
"Jennifer just told me she bought a 2001 Subaru WRX with 300k miles for $12,000! She told me it has an STI motor and a salvage title."

"Wow dude, she's got Stage 4 Subaru Brain Disease"
by Nived67 January 27, 2020
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