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Subaru Akehoshi

Subaru Akehoshi is the poster boy of hit game Ensemble Stars from unit 'Trickstar.' He is identifiable by his massive sparkly blue eyes and his bright orange hair. His dad died. He has a dog called Daikichi who features in a numerable amount of Subaru's card CGs. He is known for being the most kira kira sparkly pop idol.
Subaru Akehoshi is so sparkly and kira kira! He is my favourite idol!
by reddoodle April 3, 2025
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Subaru Duck

Literally Snek's pfp
Snek's pfp is the fuggin Subaru Duck
by Kamackey June 14, 2021
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Subaru Vest

When two guys scissors butthole to butthole. So, their penis’s can stand erect next to each other. They then put condoms on so there’s no penis to penis contact. A woman then use a number 64 rubber band to join them together so she can insert them both into her vagina. A form of double penetration she can more comfortably control because she’ll be on top, in control riding the two penis’s at the same time.
Bro, she hot. We should see if she’s down for a Subaru vest.
by Fasho Fasho March 7, 2024
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Subaru Brain Disease

When you are infected with SBD you are willing to pay 5X-10X the market value of a clapped out miled out oil leaking rust bucket Subaru because it's got a turbo!!!!
"Jennifer just told me she bought a 2001 Subaru WRX with 300k miles for $12,000! She told me it has an STI motor and a salvage title."

"Wow dude, she's got Stage 4 Subaru Brain Disease"
by Nived67 January 27, 2020
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The Subaru Fallacy

The common mistaken belief that all people who drive Subarus are gay, just because all lesbians drive Subarus.
Christie: Hey Joe, you're a flaming homosexual because of those navy blue briefs! Steve: No way. I'm an expert on men's underwear. Like Rick from Pawn Stars calls me when he has questions. This js just a classic example of The Subaru Fallacy!
by C Chaotic November 8, 2020
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Subaru

Subaru - the ultimate status symbol, besides a new bong, or on their way to Cuba, Nepal, or Palestine - especially in ski or college towns. Ask any good mechanic what a POS they are, yet their owners will never admit it, but spend senseless $thousands repairing it & pretending it is "well built & reliable" Not registerable unless covered with rainbow, coexist, or "=" stickers
Better my sister in a whorehouse than my brother in a Subaru
by Alpino February 1, 2023
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The Subaru Fallacy

The false belief that all people who drive Subarus are gay, because all lesbians drive Subarus.
Christie: hey Joe you're clearly a flaming homosexual because of those burnt orange briefs. Steve: No way! I'm an expert on men's underwear. Like Rick from Pawn Stars calls me when he has questions. This is a classic example of the Subaru Fallacy!
by C Chaotic November 8, 2020
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