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Stone

The thing that thanos used to kill half of all life on the universe
Thanos has two stones now
by Men cat man May 26, 2019
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stoned

what people do when they find their pink floyd albums
i'm going to get "stoned" and listen to dark side of the moon and look up "stoned" on the internet. woohoo!@
by this isn\'t your friend October 27, 2003
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stones

I planned to party and get laid Saturday night but my stones were too sore to even go out.
by Jake February 25, 2004
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Stoning

The act of beating someone with Keystone Lights after they have committed a party foul. Keystones can be thrown or put into a sock in order to beat the party fouler but its standard that at least 10 Keystones are used to inflict sufficient damage.
Marcus: Holy crap! What happened to Jack?
James: He spilt his beer so we immediately Stoned him.
Marcus: What is stoning?
James: We beat him with Keystones.
Marcus: Oh that would explain the blood.
by Swag Master Cloud August 12, 2011
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Stones

Short for Black P. Stone Nation a gang formed in Chi-Town part of the peoples set colors are black and red signs are a pyramid with BPS on it and 5 pt star. In the past use to be identified with Bulls clothing and hats tilted to the left.
My homie Mali use to stay 79th and May
One of my best friends from back in the day
Down the street from Calumet a school full of Stones
He nick named me K-Rock so they'll leave me alone
Bulls Jacket with the hat broke way off
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stone

A white male who likes to dip his fingers in forbidden places, while violating other people's couches. His pinky is always open for business and ALWAYS smells like butterscotch.
If you blacked-out last night you might have gotten "stoned"
by pinky schmear November 17, 2010
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stones

noun.

Two oval shaped organs of the male genitalia. Also known as testes The responsibility of the stones is to produce baby batter and bang against a woman's ass while you are plowing her twat.
Did you see what happened to John? Yeah he got hit in the stones and he dropped like a sack of shit.
by burnz March 24, 2005
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