Stoned 

All 72 of the other definitions do apply by circumbstance or situation of using various drugs including marijuana, alcohol, any one of the illegal drugs including amphetimines, LSD, cocaine, crack or what ever drug is popular with an age group but at the same time used to define your own state of mind do to all the causes above but can include extreme exhaustion. However some people maybe 'stoned' by those definitions but otherwise act normal.

I am so stoned it was gospel", "I was stoned silly but no one could tell", "Used eyedrops to hide the redness but no one could tell i was stoned

Stoned by Urban Sage June 28, 2011

Stoned 

1. when high, usually high with marijuana.
2. The highest rating you can give something

1. Donald seems really stoned today.
2. that movie last night was stoned.

Stoned by Urfaaace January 2, 2017

Stoned 

The 3rd stage of being high (the 1st buzzed, 2nd high).
Reaching a level of being stoned, is usually achieved after smoking a good amount of weed. example, a few bowl packs, a blunt, a few joints, or a few bong packs. Easily the best feeling in the world.

I was so stoned last night, i smoke a blunt and 3 bowl packs!

-Lets get stoned
-but we only have one bowl pack
-its cool i have a bag

Stoned by KFRESHHH July 27, 2009

stoned 

When you claim to have been under the influence of drugs, but your really bull-shitting.

'I got sh-toned at the gig!' 'Lets get sh-toned!!'

stoned by ->shaun<- October 3, 2003

Stoned 

The act of getting extremely intoxicated from Keystone Light.

"Yo Dustin, lets head back to the party and get stoned"

"i am so stoned off this brew right now. Lets go hit on these breezies."

Stoned by DTB Entertainment October 22, 2007

stoned 

V: instance is which you witness a drug deal, and the cops bust everyone.

dude: skeet niggy! that nigga just got stoned!!

stoned by dave matt July 9, 2007

STONED 

High

I’m stoned

STONED by Lillian Pumpernickel September 30, 2018