silken saddle

The act of sliding a scarf or other fabric between one's legs and/or riding a scarf held up by others.

I threw the stripper my t-shirt, and she performed a silken saddle, but it cost me $10 to get it back.

by Stew Art January 5, 2008

Pork and Stalk

The actions that follow the shagging of a very beautiful woman who is clearly out of your league. She consequently tries to shrug you off, but you are one clingy bastard. (the true opposite to pork and walk)

A woman finds that she is the victim of a Pork and Stalk case - so she confronts the man.

Cheryl Cole: Ok, so we were both drunk, and you porked me. But can you now please fuck off

Lucky sod: Yeah ok...
(we all know he's he going to pursue that sexy minx to the end)

by BigTof349A December 3, 2009

silky

It is another name for a mans durag or head wrap

Josh wears his silky every day to work on his waves.

by bbyadri October 29, 2017

Instagram Stalker

When someone always looking on your Instagram and liking all your pictures

Omg! Squidward keeps liking all my posts! He's such an Instagram Stalker!

by Instagram Stalker February 8, 2015

silkgasm

Orgasm produced by wearing, touching, or feeling silk

**two friends txting**

Karina: i got silk panties!
Dario: How they feel?
Karina: AMAZING!!!
Dario: Sounds like u just had a silkgasm

by DARY2012 September 3, 2011

Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome

When someone browses the Facebook photos of his/her "friends" because he/she's bored and finds them doing fun things. As a result, with each click or wall scroll he/she becomes increasingly convinced that he/she should be doing those things with those people, and he/she forgets that he/she is not an important part of any of their lives. After realizing the former statement, the stalker becomes depressed.

Last summer I had nothing to do because all of my real friends were away or had jobs, so instead I stayed inside all day and suffered from Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome because that cute asian girl from my art class kept uploading beach pics.

by Forever Alone Forever Alone December 18, 2011

stalker level

Way of measuring the creepiness of a stalker on a 1-10 scale, with 10 being the creepiest. To break it down:

1-3: Non-threatening stalker. Might be creepy but not always. Unlikely to force a meeting or conversation between themself and the stalkee.

4-6: Has the potential to seek the stalkee out, but won't for certain. The middle ground on the stalker level, for those stalkers whose motives you aren't sure of.

7-9: Creepy stalker. Will go out of his or her way to try and meet or converse with the stalkee. Never knowingly go to a place you may encounter a 7-9 level stalker by yourself.

10: File the restraining order.

To determine how serious your stalker problem is, consult the stalker level scale.

by el greco January 22, 2007