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2. v. a criminal sex act of sneaking a piece of raw spam in a woman's belly button (if overweight), ear, or vagina while she is sleeping
3. n. an internet transmitted disease, usually caused by watching too many shitty documentaries
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Person 2: Based ! i will show this to Tyrone
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